Personal finance tips from old people.

All you really have to do to prevent foreclosure and keep your house is shoot yourself in the chest. Twice. Way to go, Fannie Mae. Now every idiot who wants a free house is going to shoot themselves. I blame the rising suicide rate on you. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/03/eviction.suicide.attempt/index.html

I’ll have the penne all’arrabbiata.

Your day didn’t suck like this guy’s did.

Ky. man claims penis amputated without consent I mean, I’m sick and all … and maybe today could have been better. But it didn’t suck like this.

A lesson from the Ed School of Relationship Management

For all of you single ladies who may be thinking of dating our co-host:

Merry Christmas, Ed!

Love, Jacque, Jeff, and Paige

Breaking News: Douchebag, Hair Soon Parted

Well, everybody! Thanks to your help, we made it. We’ve surpassed the number co-host Ed gave as the "I’ll shave my head" number. In predictable Ed fashion, there’s some weasling going on, but we’re counting on YOU, our listeners, to remind him of his promise. To listen to a playback of Sunday’s show, click on [...]

As promised: If Ed were from Long Island

In our discussion Sunday night, we talked about “My New Haircut.” Here’s the video. We promise you’ll watch this about 10 times a day from here out, and you’ll work, “Not now, chief, I’m in the fuckin’ zone!” into your everyday repertoire. Enjoy!

Because some people have entirely too much time on their hands…

Jacque in 20 years? Perhaps. You be the judge!

Best. Story. Ever.

Just a little newsbreak for you before we board up the ol’ windows at our old house and settle into the new one. And it’s appropriate, because this story has to do with movers. We’re just glad we didn’t hire these guys. From the Patriot-News of Harrisburg, Pa.: Geography argument leads to fisticuffs Posted by [...]

Revenge is sweet. And funny. (But so is public vomiting.)

So, we started out talking about revenge. And that was good, but … Fresh off my trip from Richmond, I had some confessing to do. I broke my public vomiting rule not once, but twice. But we don’t need to talk about that again. Sweet Ann gave us a call to share in my misery [...]