Soiling our childhood: Thanks, Blender.

From Blender.com:
I heard Jim Henson stole The Muppet Show theme song from an old Italian porno. True?
Tabitha Guzman, Pompano Beach, FL

Almost. The song isn’t the Muppet Show theme, but a catchy number called “Mah Na Mah Na.” The simple four-note melody was originally written by the Italian composer Piero Umiliani for ­Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso [...]

Personal finance tips from old people.

All you really have to do to prevent foreclosure and keep your house is shoot yourself in the chest. Twice.
Way to go, Fannie Mae. Now every idiot who wants a free house is going to shoot themselves. I blame the rising suicide rate on you.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/03/eviction.suicide.attempt/index.html

Time to raid the bird cages at Petsmart.

Ok, first it was the fish pedicure, now it’s the bird shit facial.  Or worse, the human placenta from a Russian maternity ward facial.  File under: “paying outrageous money for something an idiot can get for free, if said idiot were willing to put waste products and afterbirth on their face”.  I guess some women will do [...]

Your day didn’t suck like this guy’s did.

Ky. man claims penis amputated without consent
I mean, I’m sick and all … and maybe today could have been better. But it didn’t suck like this.

B-Dub Ponders…

Wouldn’t it be cool if South Carolina and Oregon State played each other in college football?
I mean think about it.  I bet this would be the most talked about game of the week.  The game itself would probably not be worth watching, but the discussions about this game…that’s what would make it priceless.

A big thank you!

hey, everybody!
We’d really like to thank those of you who worked through the technical pains in the collective ass and joined us last night for the show. We hope you like the new site and I think the chat room worked great! I’m excited about it! It was nice to have a full house [...]

Shoutout: Radio from the great beyond

I stumbled across a little gem in the iTunes radio listings this evening. I want to give I Hear Dead People Radio a big thank you for keeping me quite entertained over the last few hours. Any station that sneaks Minnie Riperton in amongst Hendrix, Stevie Ray, INXS, and Nirvana is worth a [...]

I bet the phone sex was cheaper than the political donation.

AP – Thu Sep 18, 12:17 AM ET
NEWTON, N.J. – A misprint in a telephone book has led to some callers dialing a phone sex service while trying to reach a New Jersey political organization.
A listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee in Embarq’s white pages sent people to a sultry female voice inviting them [...]