Soiling our childhood: Thanks, Blender.

From Blender.com:
I heard Jim Henson stole The Muppet Show theme song from an old Italian porno. True?
Tabitha Guzman, Pompano Beach, FL

Almost. The song isn’t the Muppet Show theme, but a catchy number called “Mah Na Mah Na.” The simple four-note melody was originally written by the Italian composer Piero Umiliani for ­Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso [...]

Personal finance tips from old people.

All you really have to do to prevent foreclosure and keep your house is shoot yourself in the chest. Twice.
Way to go, Fannie Mae. Now every idiot who wants a free house is going to shoot themselves. I blame the rising suicide rate on you.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/03/eviction.suicide.attempt/index.html

Time to raid the bird cages at Petsmart.

Ok, first it was the fish pedicure, now it’s the bird shit facial.  Or worse, the human placenta from a Russian maternity ward facial.  File under: “paying outrageous money for something an idiot can get for free, if said idiot were willing to put waste products and afterbirth on their face”.  I guess some women will do [...]

Your day didn’t suck like this guy’s did.

Ky. man claims penis amputated without consent
I mean, I’m sick and all … and maybe today could have been better. But it didn’t suck like this.

Well, thank Allah it wasn’t a John Travolta movie…

Mon Sep 15, 9:05 PM ET
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.
The man was asked what he was [...]

Because some people have entirely too much time on their hands…

Jacque in 20 years? Perhaps. You be the judge!

Bachin’ It! (Show 9)

Here’s a wrapup of this week’s show …
You men folk? You? That’s right. You.
Some of you are OUT OF CONTROL.
But then again, some of you are perfectly tame when it comes to throwing or attending bachelor parties.
On this show this week, we heard stories of all kinds … from the crazy to the tame, and [...]